Nasa Went Dark When 3I Atlas Went Live - Unisex t-shirt

They told you it was “just a comet.”
They told you to “go back to sleep.”
Then boom — NASA shuts down their livestream, your Wi-Fi glitches, and suddenly your neighbor’s cat starts speaking Latin. Coincidence? Yeah, okay, sheeple.

This shirt documents the exact moment humanity collectively lost control of the narrative. Somewhere between Area 51 and a Little Caesars parking lot, the truth was intercepted — and this glowing green monstrosity of a space rock went online.

👁‍🗨 FACTS (they don’t want you to read):
NASA’s cameras cut out.
All employees were told to “go on lunch.”
A single fax labeled “LIVE” was sent to the Pentagon.
Coincidence? We think not.

Wear it proudly. Confuse your friends. Start arguments with strangers at gas stations.
Let them know: the sky isn’t falling — it’s buffering.

🛸 This shirt has been banned from 3 telescopes, 2 government offices, and one guy’s basement in Ohio.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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