Make Asteroids Fun Again - Unisex t-shirt

Tired of boring space? So are they. The clowns have gone cosmic, hijacked UFOs, and started a full-blown intergalactic protest — demanding we “Bring Back Dinosaurs!” and reminding everyone that “Space Isn’t Political!” At the center of it all? One massive glowing green comet (is it 3I Atlas!?...) wearing an MLFA hat and absolutely not sorry about it. This shirt is scientifically proven to make you 97% cooler and 100% less boring at every party, gas station, or alien abduction scenario. (*not peer reviewed, but endorsed by several space clowns)

👽 Bold. Absurd. Beautifully unnecessary.
🌌 Printed large on the front because subtlety’s overrated.
🧠 Designed by MLFA for those who believe laughter is the final frontier.

Join the movement:
Make Asteroids Fun Again

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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