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You Can't Scare Me I Pay Rent - Unisex t-shirt
You Can't Scare Me I Pay Rent - Unisex t-shirt
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Haunted houses? Demons? IRS letters? Please. I’ve seen my rent bill. 👻💸 This shirt is for the real horror survivors—the ones who face overpriced apartments, mystery fees, and landlords who think “natural light” means one dusty bulb. Wearing this lets the world know: You've stared into the void of your bank account… and it stared back. You’ve sacrificed more souls to Zillow than any dark ritual ever could. Ghosts don’t haunt you—you charge them utilities. Perfect for: Dodging spooky vibes and eviction notices. Laughing through financial trauma. Looking cute while selling your plasma for groceries. You want to scare me? Try raising my rent again. I dare you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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