Why Don't Aliens Eat Clowns? - Embroidery Front \ Back Design - Unisex Hoodie

Ever wonder what’s on the alien menu? Spoiler: it’s not clowns. This hoodie says it all with “Why don’t aliens eat clowns?” embroidered right up front — mysterious, hilarious, and just weird enough to spark a double take. Then BAM! turn around and there's the punchline: an alien joyriding in a spaceship with a clown, and the cosmic truth revealed... “Because they taste funny.” It's out-of-this-world humor for earthlings who appreciate a good laugh and a great conversation starter. Wear it and watch strangers snort-laugh in public.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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