Try Not To Eat The Coworkers - Unisex Hoodie

Corporate life is all about self-control… This hoodie is for anyone who’s ever sat through a meeting trying not to lose their mind (or their patience). Whether it’s endless emails, pointless presentations, or that one coworker who just won’t stop talking, this hoodie serves as a gentle reminder to keep it together… no matter how tempting alternative solutions may seem. Perfect for office warriors, workplace survivors, and anyone who’s ever clenched their jaw through one too many Zoom calls. Fill it up, take a deep breath, and remember—HR is watching.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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