Step-By-Step Winter Survival - Premium heavyweight long sleeve shirt

Winter has a plan. It just isn’t your plan. This long sleeve breaks down the holiday season the only honest way possible: Be festive. Lose control. Pretend everything was intentional. Designed like a simple, illustrated guide, this shirt starts cozy, spirals into chaos, and lands exactly where winter always does — calm on the outside, absolute nonsense underneath. It’s subtle from a distance and painfully accurate up close. Perfect for holiday gatherings, winter errands, or standing quietly with a warm drink while everything falls apart around you.

Details:
- Premium long sleeve tee
- Soft, comfortable fit
- Runs slightly larger \ looser
- Illustrated three-step winter “guide”
- Designed for people doing their best
- Wear it all winter.
- Embroidered classic MLFA clown on sleeve

It won’t fix anything — but it will explain a lot.

• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 8.2 oz./yd.² (278 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 26 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide neck and cuff ribbing
• Double-needle stitch on hems
• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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