Patches My Spirit Animal - Greyscale Edition - Unisex t-shirt

Patches: My Spirit Animal (Greyscale Edition)
Emotionally stable. Existentially compromised.
In every chaotic ensemble, there’s one who watches. Calculates. Quietly thumbs-up while the world burns.
That’s Patches. Rendered in moody grayscale on an asphalt canvas, this shirt honors the most methodical member of the MLFA collective — our resident AI-coded sad clown. He doesn’t laugh. He logs. He doesn’t panic. He updates. He gives two thumbs up, not in joy, but in acknowledgment… that entropy is inevitable. This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a wearable shrug. A soft-spoken signal to the universe that yes — you too run on low battery and quiet dread.
Perfect for:
- Deep thinkers with broken alarm clocks
- People who read the manual before destroying it
- Fans of AI pirate bots with emotional allergies
Minimal. Monochrome. Mechanically melancholy.
Just like Patches. Just like you.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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