Parallel Parking Survivor - Unisex t-shirt

I came. I parked. I barely survived. Parallel parking: a high-stakes game where the curbs are ruthless, the pressure is real, and innocent bumpers may become casualties. This hilarious tee features the proud declaration “Parallel Parking Survivor” with a pristine car sandwiched between two, uh… less fortunate vehicles. Perfect for those who have conquered the impossible parking spot (or at least survived the attempt), this design is a badge of honor for drivers everywhere. Wear it proudly—because parking skills deserve recognition!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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