No Guts No Glory - Unisex t-shirt

“Listen up, maggots—this ain’t a fashion statement… it’s a way of un-life.” You think glory just shows up at your door with a pumpkin spice latte and a participation trophy? WRONG. Glory is out there running full speed with its intestines flapping in the wind like parade streamers—because it knows: No Guts… No Freakin’ Glory. This asphalt grey masterpiece features a zombie so committed, he’s literally falling apart mid-sprint. Is he screaming in pain? Maybe. Is he still going? Absolutely.
Wear this when:
You’re chasing dreams, not brains (okay, maybe both)
Life rips your guts out and you say, “Cool, now I run faster!”
You need to remind the world you're 70% grit, 30% exposed internal organs
So get up. Get after it. Leave it all on the field—preferably in a trail behind you.
You’re not just undead…
You’re unstoppable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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