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King Of Scares - Unisex t-shirt
King Of Scares - Unisex t-shirt
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All Hail the Crowned Clown of Chaos. 👑🤡👻 Long ago, in a land where Halloween was year-round and jump scares were currency, one figure rose from the fog and foam clown shoes of legend… Winner. A jester of terror. A master of mischief. A man who once made a werewolf pee a little from fright—and pridefully framed the security footage. Now crowned the King of Scares, Winner doesn’t just spook…He strategizes. He’s out here giving goosebumps with precision timing and a honk of his red nose. This t-shirt captures the moment he claimed his title—standing atop a pile of haunted trophies, rejected candy, and the tears of people who thought clowns “weren’t scary anymore.” Perfect for: Dominating halloween parties or a rock concert, Sneaking up on friends with a fog machine, Ruling the neighborhood with unsettling giggles and undead drip.
Wear it if you dare.
Because kings wear crowns.
But this king?
Wears fear like it’s fashion.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Wear it if you dare.
Because kings wear crowns.
But this king?
Wears fear like it’s fashion.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
 | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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