King Of Scares - Unisex t-shirt

All Hail the Crowned Clown of Chaos. 👑🤡👻 Long ago, in a land where Halloween was year-round and jump scares were currency, one figure rose from the fog and foam clown shoes of legend… Winner. A jester of terror. A master of mischief. A man who once made a werewolf pee a little from fright—and pridefully framed the security footage. Now crowned the King of Scares, Winner doesn’t just spook…He strategizes. He’s out here giving goosebumps with precision timing and a honk of his red nose. This t-shirt captures the moment he claimed his title—standing atop a pile of haunted trophies, rejected candy, and the tears of people who thought clowns “weren’t scary anymore.” Perfect for: Dominating halloween parties or a rock concert, Sneaking up on friends with a fog machine, Ruling the neighborhood with unsettling giggles and undead drip.
Wear it if you dare.
Because kings wear crowns.
But this king?
Wears fear like it’s fashion.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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