Just Here For The Candy - Unisex t-shirt

Trick? Treat? Social interaction? Nah, fam. I’m Just Here for the Candy. 🍬😎 This shirt is for the heroes who show up to Halloween parties with one goal: Raid the snack table, dodge awkward conversations, and leave with pockets full of sugar like a candy bandit in fuzzy socks. Perfect for: Pretending to mingle while scanning the room for full-size snickers, casually judging other people’s costumes with a mouth full of twizzlers, politely declining all responsibilities because there’s a bowl of gummy eyeballs calling your name. Whether you're 5 or 45 or 75 or 105, this tee lets the world know your priorities are: 1. Candy 2. More candy 3. Faking a phone call so you can go get even more candy!
Social battery: 0%
Candy bag: 100%

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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