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Just Here For The Candy - Unisex t-shirt

Just Here For The Candy - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $19.99 USD
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Trick? Treat? Social interaction? Nah, fam. I’m Just Here for the Candy. 🍬😎 This shirt is for the heroes who show up to Halloween parties with one goal: Raid the snack table, dodge awkward conversations, and leave with pockets full of sugar like a candy bandit in fuzzy socks. Perfect for: Pretending to mingle while scanning the room for full-size snickers, casually judging other people’s costumes with a mouth full of twizzlers, politely declining all responsibilities because there’s a bowl of gummy eyeballs calling your name. Whether you're 5 or 45 or 75 or 105, this tee lets the world know your priorities are: 1. Candy 2. More candy 3. Faking a phone call so you can go get even more candy!
Social battery: 0%
Candy bag: 100%

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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