I'm Not Stupid - Unisex t-shirt

Just to be clear: I’m not stupid. I’m just standing near it. 🧠✅ This green gem is your verbal disclaimer in shirt form. Crisp white text, strong “don’t blame me for their choices” energy, and the subtle elegance of someone who’s had to say, “That wasn’t my idea” way too many times. Pairs perfectly with the pink “I’m With Stupid” tee—together, you're an unstoppable duo of passive-aggressive fashion and questionable life decisions. But on its own? Oh, it shines. Perfect for: Surviving friend group chaos, Wearing to family reunions like emotional armor, Standing next to someone making a TikTok in public and needing to disassociate. Whether you’re dodging blame, dropping hints, or just declaring your emotional independence—this shirt has your back (and front). Because in a world full of stupid... someone’s gotta clarify. And that someone is you. 😌
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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