I Run On Snacks And Bad Decisions - Unisex t-shirt

Powered by junk food and questionable life choices. This tee perfectly sums up the ultimate survival strategy: “I Run on Snacks and Bad Decisions.” Featuring a vending machine overflowing with treats, labeled “Bad Ideas,” this design speaks to every late-night snacker, impulse buyer, and expert in chaotic decision-making. Whether you’re stress-eating your way through life or just embracing the snack-fueled madness, this shirt lets the world know you’re thriving… probably. Wear it, own it, and grab another snack—because logic is overrated.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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