I Don't Do Mornings I'm Undead - Unisex t-shirt

Sunlight? Cancelled. Coffee? Mandatory. Personality before noon? Nonexistent. 🧛☕😵 The “I Don’t Do Mornings (I’m Undead)” tee is for those who wake up looking like a horror movie and stay that way ‘til at least 11am... with caffeine. This vampy classic lets the world know you’re not grumpy—you’re just operating on eternal darkness and espresso shots. Perfect for: Hissing at alarm clocks, Slow dramatic robe twirls in the kitchen, Explaining why you're late to work for the third time this week (“Sorry, I was… um… rising from the grave”).
You don’t sparkle in the sun.
You don’t chirp with joy at sunrise.
You simply survive mornings with spooky style and coffee-stained fangs.
Because you’re not lazy…
You’re just undead.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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