Human Farmers Union - Unisex t-shirt

Tired of corporate farming? So are the aliens. Meet the galaxy’s most dedicated agricultural workers — the Human Farmers Union. Each member proudly upholds interstellar standards for freshness, quality, and total confusion. This shirt celebrates the hard-working alien farmers who believe in doing things the old-fashioned way: by hand, by beam, and by abduction.

🐄 Ethically sourced (if you ignore the beams)
🌕 Zero preservatives, 100% panic
🧑‍🌾 Perfect for conspiracy theorists, night sky watchers, and anyone who’s ever yelled “I swear I saw something!”

Wear it, and remind everyone, good farming takes space. 🛸

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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