Hex The Non-Believer! - Unisex Hoodie

WARNING: May Cause Sudden Witchy Outbursts. 🧙‍♀️🖕Introducing the hoodie that screams “I came to slay, stir the cauldron, and disrespect skeptics.” On the front: a classy little green middle finger over your heart (where your patience used to be). On the back? Three bad witches, a bubbling cauldron, and a full-blown magical meltdown of middle fingers. Because sometimes spellbooks don’t hit hard enough—you need visual clarity. This hoodie is for: That friend who got kicked out of the PTA for “energy manipulation”. Anyone who's ever said “good vibes only”. Witches who don’t ride brooms—they ride petty. Soft. Comfy. Cursed. And yes, it does come pre-charged with just enough attitude to make your enemies’ hair frizz slightly out of spite. Hex first. Ask questions never.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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