Dino Of The Damned He's Not Extinct He's Pissed! - Unisex t-shirt

Long thought extinct, buried beneath layers of history and disappointment, he’s back—and he’s not here to play jurassic games. Grumpo, the Dino of the Damned, has clawed his way out of the fossil record with nothing but rage, sarcasm, and a red clown nose full of vengeance. He’s not chasing prey—he’s chasing respect. This t-shirt captures him mid-rampage, purple spikes blazing, teeth bared, and absolutely done with humanity’s nonsense. Cursed by museums, ignored by science, and banned from theme parks, Grumpo didn’t go extinct—he just took a personal day. Now he’s stomping through the underworld with one message: “I’m not cute. I’m furious.”
Wear it loud. Wear it grumpy.
Because some legends don’t die—they get angrier.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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