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Boozed & Confused - Unisex t-shirt

Boozed & Confused - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $19.99 USD
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Currently running on mystery juice and poor decisions. 🧃💀❓ The “Boozed and Confused” tee (on a vintage white color) is for that special kind of chaos gremlin who shows up to the function with wide eyes, wild vibes, and a suspiciously sticky cup of something they’re calling “just juice.” Was it grape? Was it cursed? Did it unlock another dimension? Unclear. All we know is, one sip in and you're slow dancing with a scarecrow and giving a TED Talk to a jack-o’-lantern. Perfect for: Juice-induced identity crises, Telling your friends you're “fine” with one eye twitching, Spooky nights where vibes are high and logic is low. So throw this shirt on, grab your mystery cup, and remember:
You’re not lost—you’re just boozed and confused…
By juice. Definitely juice.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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