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Boozed & Confused - Unisex t-shirt
Boozed & Confused - Unisex t-shirt
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Currently running on mystery juice and poor decisions. đ§đâ The âBoozed and Confusedâ tee (on a vintage white color) is for that special kind of chaos gremlin who shows up to the function with wide eyes, wild vibes, and a suspiciously sticky cup of something theyâre calling âjust juice.â Was it grape? Was it cursed? Did it unlock another dimension? Unclear. All we know is, one sip in and you're slow dancing with a scarecrow and giving a TED Talk to a jack-oâ-lantern. Perfect for: Juice-induced identity crises, Telling your friends you're âfineâ with one eye twitching, Spooky nights where vibes are high and logic is low. So throw this shirt on, grab your mystery cup, and remember:
Youâre not lostâyouâre just boozed and confusedâŚ
By juice. Definitely juice.
⢠100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
⢠Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
⢠Pre-shrunk fabric
⢠Side-seamed construction
⢠Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
⢠Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Youâre not lostâyouâre just boozed and confusedâŚ
By juice. Definitely juice.
⢠100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
⢠Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
⢠Pre-shrunk fabric
⢠Side-seamed construction
⢠Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
⢠Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
 | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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