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MAKE LAUGHTER FUN AGAIN

What Do You Call A Sad Coffee A Depresso - Unisex t-shirt

$29.50
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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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When the coffee runs out… so does my will to function. This tee serves up a steaming hot dose of dark humor with a sad little coffee cup and the ultimate caffeine-fueled pun “What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso!” Perfect for coffee lovers, monday haters, and anyone who turns into a zombie before their first cup. Wear it, sip responsibly, and remember - life’s brew-tal without coffee!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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