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Vampire - Unisex t-shirt

$29.50
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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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Vampires have been charming (and chomping) their way through history for centuries. From ancient blood-drinking spirits in Mesopotamia to the dapper aristocrats of 18th-century Europe, these creatures of the night have always had a flair for drama—and impeccable fashion sense. Thanks to legends like Dracula and an eternal aversion to sunlight and garlic, vampires became the ultimate symbols of mystery, immortality, and seduction. Over time, they’ve evolved from terrifying folklore fiends to pop culture heartthrobs with a thirst for both blood and attention. Whether they’re lurking in crypts or just craving caffeine, vampires never go out of style… because they never die.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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