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MAKE LAUGHTER FUN AGAIN

I Don't Procrastinate I Delegate To Future Me - Unisex t-shirt

$29.50
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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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Let Future Me handle it… I’m busy relaxing. This tee is the ultimate life philosophy for professional procrastinators! Featuring the hilariously relatable phrase “I Don’t Procrastinate, I Delegate to Future Me”, the design showcases Present You chilling in a hoodie while Future You (unfortunately) handles all the hard work. Perfect for anyone who believes deadlines are just suggestions and that tomorrow’s problems are exactly that—tomorrows. Wear it, kick back, and let Future You figure it out!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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