MAKE LAUGHTER FUN AGAIN
Human Farmers Union - Unisex t-shirt
$29.50
Size guide+
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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Product details+
Tired of corporate farming? So are the aliens. Meet the galaxy’s most dedicated agricultural workers — the Human Farmers Union. Each member proudly upholds interstellar standards for freshness, quality, and total confusion. This shirt celebrates the hard-working alien farmers who believe in doing things the old-fashioned way: by hand, by beam, and by abduction.
🐄 Ethically sourced (if you ignore the beams)
🌕 Zero preservatives, 100% panic
🧑🌾 Perfect for conspiracy theorists, night sky watchers, and anyone who’s ever yelled “I swear I saw something!”
Wear it, and remind everyone, good farming takes space. 🛸
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
🐄 Ethically sourced (if you ignore the beams)
🌕 Zero preservatives, 100% panic
🧑🌾 Perfect for conspiracy theorists, night sky watchers, and anyone who’s ever yelled “I swear I saw something!”
Wear it, and remind everyone, good farming takes space. 🛸
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!