MAKE LAUGHTER FUN AGAIN
Don't Forget To Touch Grass - Unisex t-shirt
$29.50
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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Product details+
Feeling personally attacked by your screen time report? Watching online arguments like it’s the Super Bowl? This shirt is your passive-aggressive PSA to yourself and the rest of the internet gremlins: Go. Outside.
This hand-sketched masterpiece screams, “Yes, I’m chronically online—but at least I’m self-aware.” Whether you're roasting trolls, binge-scrolling TikToks, or arguing with bots, this tee is your wearable reminder that grass still exists. And guess what? It’s free to touch. Put it on. Log off. Fondle some flora. (Plants, grass, laydown on a hill whatever floats your boat…)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This hand-sketched masterpiece screams, “Yes, I’m chronically online—but at least I’m self-aware.” Whether you're roasting trolls, binge-scrolling TikToks, or arguing with bots, this tee is your wearable reminder that grass still exists. And guess what? It’s free to touch. Put it on. Log off. Fondle some flora. (Plants, grass, laydown on a hill whatever floats your boat…)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!