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MAKE LAUGHTER FUN AGAIN

Dead Inside But Dressed Cute - Unisex t-shirt

$29.50
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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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Dead on the Inside. Slayin’ on the Outside. 💀✨ Let’s be real—your soul checked out somewhere between that third iced coffee and your fifth existential crisis. But your look? UNHOLY LEVELS OF CUTE. This tee is for the undead it-girl who: Takes coffin selfies with ring light precision. Schedules hauntings between lash appointments. Wears lip gloss to her own resurrection. The glam skeleton in the mirror? She’s you. Just... a little bonier. And still outdressing everyone at the cemetery. Because your vibe is less “RIP” and more “Rest In Press-ons.” Throw this on when you’re: Spooky but still serving, emotionally decomposing but moisturized. 6 feet under… but 10/10 on the fit check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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