MAKE LAUGHTER FUN AGAIN
Chomp First Ask Questions Later - Do Not Disturb - Unisex Hoodie
$39.50
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Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
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Product details+
Priorities: Bite first, think later. This hoodie is a perfectly unhinged tribute to beach life, bad decisions, and apex predator energy. Featuring a very angry shark kicking back in a beach chair, totally unbothered, while the surfboard tells a very different story. Because sometimes, impulse control is overrated. Perfect for beach lovers, ocean enthusiasts, and anyone who operates on a chomp-first-ask-questions-later mentality. Wear carefully… or risk becoming part of the menu.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!